We’ve got the brand-new video for “Suit & Tie” by Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z! It’s a stylish black-and-white video directed by David Fincher, who previously worked with Timberlake on the film “The Social Network.” Enjoy!
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Former ‘Jersey Shore‘ participants Snooki and JWoww have some healthy advice for all the single ladies on Valentine’s Day: Get over yourself and then get wasted. Which is pretty much the type of advice you’d expect them to dig from the depths of their breast implants hearts.
“I can’t stand girls who are like crying home alone eating chocolate. Get over it and go have fun,” JWoww suggested, with Snooki adding in the oh-so-helpful, “Go out and get wasted with your girlfriends. Just have fun.”
Depressed? Fix that right up with some liquid depressants! That’ll solve everything. Trust them, they’ve been there and look where they are now. Turning 60 and looking good, that’s where.
While the two ladies are currently engaged (not to each other but we’re surprised MTV didn’t pull that stunt), that doesn’t mean they don’t have horror stories from Valentine’s Days past.
Said JWoww, “I got dumped on Valentine’s Day about six years ago. He had two girlfriends, so he didn’t want to buy two gifts.”
“What do you expect from a juicehead? I bet he’s kicking himself now. Loser,” Snooki retorted.
Their advice may not seem very sound, but hey, if anyone knows what a holiday abbreviated “VD” is all about, it’s these two.Source: StarCrush
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re looking for some music to get you in the mood for love, I have got you covered with my favorite love songs of all time!
Ok, I could go on for hours with this! Comment below to add more to the list!
Happy Valentine’s Day, or as some call it, Single’s Awareness Day! K945 will be celebrating tonight at Rockin’ Rodeo in Bossier! I’ll be broadcasting live starting at 8pm and the theme is Shred Your Ex and Find Your Next!Facebook
It popped up on the official Starbucks Twitter just a couple hours ago! A free Valentine’s Day offer from coffee legend Starbucks! It’s a ‘buy one, get one free’ deal that’ll be kicking off later today, so if you’re a Starbucks lover (and there’s only a few billion or so), don’t miss out! Read on for the details.
In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, the coffee company is offering a free vanilla spice latte, mocha or hot chocolate with the purchase of one between 2 p.m. and 5 p.m today. Read between the lines: they want you to come in with your Valentine!Twitter
Let us know in the comment section if you grab a free coffee today.
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As you may be aware, today is Valentine’s Day. And as you may have guessed, it’s one of the most popular days for people to propose to each other.
Even if you can’t stand “the day of love”—we know, it’s waaaaay commercialized, no arguments here—you’ll be hard pressed not to at least crack a smile during this series of clips. Maybe even shed a tear. Speaking of which, it must be dusty in here. Sorry, we have to wipe our eyes.
The Daily Distraction is your Internet break from reality. Whether you’re eating lunch at your desk or avoiding high school exes on Facebook, you might just laugh, say “aaahhh” or not believe what you just watched.Source: TheFW
First, some shocking news: The Lakers WON Tuesday!
Oh, and Will Ferrell was there, too, but not just as a spectator. Ferrell sported one of the well-known red jackets worn by Lakers security as he kept a watchful eye on the assembled crowd. Think he might have missed his calling?
And sorry, Shaq, but you know what happens when you instigate…
Lady Gaga announced that she is canceling all remaining dates on her worldwide “Born This Way Ball” tour to undergo hip surgery.
Gaga originally scrapped three shows on her tour after being diagnosed with synovitis, a severe joint inflammation. She was hoping to resume the tour later this month, but after undergoing tests Wednesday, it was decided that the other shows would not go on as scheduled.
Live Nation, promoters of the tour released a statement which read, “Live Nation Global Touring has confirmed that the remainder of the Lady Gaga Born This Way Ball performances have been cancelled.”
“After additional tests this morning to review the severity of the issue, it has been determined that Lady Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip caused by strenuous repetitive movements in her performances. She will need surgery to repair the problem, followed by strict down time to recover. This unfortunately, will force her to cancel the tour, so she can heal.”
Here’s hoping she gets better soon!
The song “Thrift Shop” is remarkable. What makes it so is because Macklemore and Ryan Lewis didn’t have a record contract when they produced the song. That ‘no record contract thing’ won’t last long, though.
Funny or Die did a video with the guys in a mock record meeting featuring Paul Scheer as a conniving, condescending record exec.
Watch Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop” Video
Last night, following their children’s parade at Pierre Bossier Mall, the Krewe of Aesclepius hosted the annual Upstate Party at their den. All of the area krewes are invited to attend this last hurrah to the Mardi Gras season before the final closing ceremonies with Father Provenza on the Texas Street Bridge. A big thanks to the Krewe of Aesclepius for the invite and a special shout out to Queen Natalie and Ashley who taught me how to Wobble… finally! Thanks for not letting me get out of it Brandi! (FYI, the Krewe of Aesclepius is the second oldest in the Ark-La-Tex and they have tons of fantastic hand made collar pieces displayed in their den, check out some of them here!)
The song Thrift Shop is remarkable. What makes it so is because Macklemore and Ryan Lewis didn’t have a record contract when producing this song. That no record contract won’t last long though. In fact funny or die did a video with the guys in a record meeting.
It was a seesaw battle in the final days of K945′s favorite Mardi Gras Krewe poll, but when the poll finally closed the Krewe of Harambee came out on top.
Regardless of the results, all of our local Mardi Gras krewes are truly fantastic. We’d like to thank each and every one of you for not only the impressive ‘get out the vote’ effort (over 5,300 votes were counted in total!), but for putting on some amazing parades and grand bals during this Mardi Gras season. We can’t wait for next year!
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February 14 is of course Valentine’s Day. A day of love. A day of joy. A day of happiness. Unless you’re single. Then it sucks. Grab a flask of your favorite booze! Here’s a drinking game to get you through V-Day.TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME…
1. Anyone who isn’t your boyfriend, girlfriend and/or significant other wishes you Happy Valentine’s Day
2. You get invited to a Singles-Only Party
3. You hear Taylor Swift anywhere (and add a drink every time thereafter)
4. Someone posts a Facebook status about how in love they are
5. Someone calls Valentine’s Day a stupid, corporate holiday and declares how happy they are to be single
6. You see or hear a jewelry store commercial.
1. Someone Instagrams their engagement ring (add two if that person is an ex)
2. Somebody asks why you’re still single
3. You go out to dinner and the waiter asks how many in your party
4. You see someone eating their feelings
5. You decide to eat your feelings
1. You end up on Pinterest, looking at wedding stuff
2. You end up reading blogs that tell you “The Perks of Being Single”
3. You end up on Facebook, creeping on your ex’s new boo
1. Someone complains about having a boyfriend and not being able to party with her single friends
2. Your younger sister gets engaged
3. You wind up beating ‘Dark Souls’ (aka the hardest game ever)
4. The old flask goes empty
Good luck, and send my apologies to your liver.
This isn’t just a problem for people in Louisiana anymore! It’s no surprise a ‘festival’ featuring booze, beads and boobs would be adopted in other areas of the country, is it? Heck no! If people are honest, they like at least two of three of those items. In fact, when I worked in Syracuse, NY, the tried to do a Fat THURSDAY event each week… in the Summer (The idiots clearly didn’t get it!) Either way, yesterday we celebrated the end of the Mardi Gras season and got out all our sins on Fat Tuesday in preparation of Ash Wednesday, you know, the part where we’re absolved of said sins and try to do better for the next 40 days or so. I’m not even Catholic and I give up something for Lent every year. I figure it’s as good a reason as any for self betterment. I mean, if you can’t do it in the name of Jesus, who can you do it for? Regardless, no matter where you live, chances are you have a pile of shiny, mostly useless and cheap beads. Remember when you got them? They were worth more than gold at the time and now you just want to figure out what do with them other than fill the local land fill. I’ve come up with a few ideas. I did the wall art above for a friend of mine. When I started I thought it would be easy. Little did I know I would have to cut each bead off the string individually with the cheaper stands! Another use is your drink coasters. Take a coaster that has raised edges and glue a medallion in the middle and surround with smaller beads. It’s festive! Do you have any ideas? I’d love to hear them! And remember, a woman’s glue gun is just as important as a man’s duct tape!
In “that’s not that surprising for a woman who sexes up ghosts and wears underwear made from human teeth” news, Kesha‘s upcoming documentary ‘Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life’ will feature the singer drinking her own urine.
Kesha’s brother, Lagan Sebert, who helmed the doc, caught his sister in her natural habitat for the MTV film, oftentimes filming more than he bargained for.
“He’s got me wasted at 6:00 a.m … He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see – making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of airplanes, swimming with sharks …” she explained.
You know. The usual stuff.
“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy,” she told BBC Radio 1. “Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.”
In the interview, Kesha admits that while her fans love her, the majority of the population doesn’t, revealing, “Usually the people around me say, ‘You’re disgusting!’ or, ‘Put your pants on!’ or ‘You’re late!’ Or they say, ‘You smell weird, what’s that smell?’ I smell like a hobo.”
“One time, someone told me I smelt like a shrimp on a diaper. I thought I could make a fragrance that was little like a shrimp on a Faberge diaper but I don’t know if people want to smell like that,” she continued, dashing our marketing dreams.
Kesha also talked about her excessive glitter habit (she spends thousands a month on it), admitting she has a roadie whose sole job it is to rub her in baby oil, after which she rolls in a bathtub full of the sparkly stuff. “Generally, I do glitter twice a day,” she explained.
Which is a lot of glitter consumption for a chick who doesn’t make her living spinning around on a pole in Lucite heels.Source: StarCrush
According to these guys, this is the very last Harlem Shake video ever. According to us, when did anybody on the internet ever listen to anybody else? Still, it is a suitably (NSFW) violent ending to something that has been annoying us basically since the first time we saw it.
We wouldn’t complain if it was over. We’re just saying it’s probably not. People are still making ‘Call Me Maybe’ videos.Source: TheFW
Today is Wednesday, Feb. 13, which also means that it’s Ash Wednesday. For religious types (specifically Christians), it marks the start of Lent and means they should go to church to have ashes smudged on their foreheads.
We think, anyway.
But for fans of the ‘Evil Dead‘ trilogy, it means an excuse to celebrate its main character, Ash, played by Bruce Campbell.
It’s also a great promotion for the upcoming ‘Evil Dead’ remake (out shortly after Easter Sunday on Apr. 5), which Campbell himself is producing.
Campbell shared one such Ash Wednesday photo on Twitter, which features his chainsaw-handed character celebrating the holiday with his trusty boom stick. (That’s a “shotgun” for you non-Deadites.)
So while Christians celebrate their extremely serious and religious day, the internet (mostly Tumblr) uses Ash Wednesday to create and reblog humorous photos and quote the cult classic franchise.
“Hail to the King, baby.”
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In a fake PSA that’s probably meant to go viral, actor Matt Damon explains to a staged yet bewildered crowd that he has boycotted going to the bathroom to support Water.org, the non-profit he co-founded.
The goal of Water.org is to bring fresh water to the developing world by creating “sustainable water supply systems.” Specifically, direct access to clean water. $25 gets someone clean water for life (and gets you major karma points).
In the video, Matt explains, “780 million people – that’s twice the population of the United States – lack access to clean water. 2.5 billion people lack access to a toilet or basic sanitation … more people have cellphones than have toilets.”
“Until this issue is resolved … I will not go to the bathroom,” he vowed. “Join me. Say no to toilets. Say yes to clean water for all.”
That’s right — even though he once supported a day for toilets, Matt Damon no longer uses one. Which begs the question of what he does use. Maybe his wife just treats him like a puppy now and lays out newspaper and pee pads.Source: StarCrush
Sure, viral video star the Overly Attached Girlfriend might have some problems but she’s doing something right — her latest video, a poem for a special someone, has earned nearly 400,000 views online in just two days. She also holds almost 140,000 Twitter followers. So keep your judgements to yourself, naysayers!
Brought to us by the always fun-to-watch wzr0713 (or Twitter’s @laina622), this video — in which Laina reads a Valentine’s Day poem that quickly turns creepy and frightening — makes us all think that perhaps being alone this coming Thursday isn’t the worst thing in the world.
So… who wants to be her Valentine? Any takers?Source: TheFW
Are you ready for another Harlem Shake video? We hope so because the world is going bananas for these videos and they appear to keep on coming. And while they’ve all held some sort of fun factor, this one might be our favorite.
Meet the University of Georgia Men’s Swim and Dive Team. These guys decided to trump all other Harlem Shakes by risking their lives and performing their own version underwater. Draped in speedos, shorts, goggles and what looks like a sleeping bag on the left, the swim team has shaken their way to nearly 1.4 million views on YouTube.
Luckily these guys are trained to hold their breath for a while. What do you think? Is this the best Harlem Shake video so far?Source: TheFW