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So, if I told you this was a video of two tigers verses a monkey who was trying to protect his home, you’d think the monkey would be the underdog, right? You’d be wrong. Here is a video of two tiger cubs playing under a monkey’s tree as the monkey does his best to scare them off. The results are cute and hilarious.

As a man born and raised in Shreveport, LA I’m vaguely aware of a phenominon known as “snow” it’s apparently related to rain, but it’s frozen. So, I guess it’s like small hail. Anyway, in the frozen land of Russia they get snow a lot. Russians as we know are fond of cameras, here’s a Russian who took their camera and aimed it at birds playing on a car!

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You either love ‘50 Shades of Grey‘ or you’re dreading the day when this ‘Twilight’ fan fiction turned movie will hit the big screen. Regardless, after what seems like forever since the idea for the film version was first announced, E.L. James might finally see her masterpiece in theaters as soon as next summer.

We’ve been hearing a lot from various actors and actresses about unofficially throwing their names into the casting pool for the ’50 Shades of Grey’ movie without much real updates on the film’s production. Well, now we finally have something to go on as Universal Chairman Adam Fogelson chatted with The Hollywood Reporter on some of the studio’s upcoming projects.

When THR asked for an update on ’50 Shades of Grey,’ referencing how some believe the project isn’t moving fast enough to capitalize on the buzz, Fogelson said:

I certainly understand why some people might take that point of view. But I don’t believe that [E.L. James] had any interest in going to a studio where rushing it into production was the vision. I don’t believe that the second or third film would have benefited from that strategy. And I think that there are totally legitimate questions about what this book is as a movie. I will tell you that it is an absolute priority for us. It’s conceivable that we could be ready to release it as early as next summer.

This highly tentative release date is only plausible, of course, if the primary cast is nailed down in a timely fashion, and we all know how many articles there are out there about a random star throwing his or her name in the pot. Aside from James Deen (of porn fame) and Bret Easton Ellis’ campaign to land the ‘Canyons‘ star the lead role of Christian Grey, Mila Kunis has most recently said she’s “not disinterested” in a part (which sounds like a yes to us, right?).

What do you think? Who do you want to see cast in a ’50 Shades of Grey’ movie? If you have no idea what the heck we’re talking about, click the link below for our handy, and ever-so-enjoyable guide to the phenomenon.

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The promos keep coming to help generate interest in Kesha‘s upcoming documentary, ‘Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life.’ And now that we know we’ll see the singer drinking her own urine, bathing in glitter and performing sex acts on Italian pastries, it’s definitely working.

Wethinks it should be retitled ‘Kesha: Everything I Do Is Comedic Gold.’ Because dude.

In the newest promo for the documentary that was two years in the making, Kesha’s in a restaurant when a crew member brings her an enormous cannoli with whipped cream balls, so she does what any self-respecting young lady would do and gives it a beej. (Which may bring back some fond memories for some of you.)

That would be enough for a normal person, but this is Kesha, kids. So she then proceeds to feed the cannoli cream to her crew straight from her own mouth as if they were baby birds in desperate need of sustenance.

This girl.

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Yesterday (Feb. 19), Kelly Clarkson went on the internet to clear up some stories music legend Clive Davis told about her in his memoir, ‘The Soundtrack of My Life.’ Specifically, that she’s a sobbing mess who doesn’t know anything about anything, but especially about music.

In response to her passion-filled missive, Davis wrote one of his own on Twitter, claiming he had everything in his book fact-checked. By five different sources.

Therefore, Clarkson saying he’s wrong is wrong because she’s wrong. At least until Kelly comes back with another response telling Davis he is, in fact, more wrong. This argument has the potential to reach ‘Inception’ levels of confusing.

He writes:

As anyone who has read “The Soundtrack of My Life” knows, I think Kelly Clarkson is a tremendous vocal talent and performer. In the book, I provide an in-depth look at our years together during which we shared major multi-platinum success, as well as a few creative differences. I am truly very sorry that she has decided to take issue with what I know to be an accurate depiction of our time together. Before the book was published, I had every fact checked with five independent individuals who were present on a daily basis throughout it all. The chapter as it is written was thoroughly verified by each and every one of them. I stand by the chapter as written in my book. At the same time I wish, and will always wish, Kelly’s talent and her career to soar to ever new heights.

-Clive Davis

Kelly enjoyed nearly universal support for her words, but reaction to Clive’s have thus far been mixed. This one pretty much sums up how Clarkson’s fans feel, though:

@clivedavis You mean, you had five well-paid sycophants do the fact checking for your book?Sounds reasonable…

— FadedYouthBlog (@FadedYouthBlog) February 20, 2013

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If you’re a Britney Spears fan and have held on to your Britney fan club membership through thick and thin, you’re going to love this! It spans Britney’s career and the editing is pretty much amazing (to steal a word from B). So grab a mocha from Starbucks, tear open a bag of Cheetos, fire up a Marlboro Light, sit back and enjoy! (FYI, this is what the producers of X Factor must have watched before hiring Brit-Brit… Clearly, they didn’t do a TMZ search... J/S!)

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Around awards season it can seem like if you’ve seen one Oscar contender, you’ve seen them all. The same rote drama, suspense, beautiful actresses playing ugly…it can grow tiresome. We’ve livened up a few of the films that have received Oscar nods by mashing them together to form new movies we’d actually want to see. Because seeing
Ralph smash 19th century Paris to bits would be far more fun than sitting through another weepy, gaspy song of woe.

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-- Concepts by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel

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I certainly hope so! I don’t mean hazing as in having girls parade around in the underwear and circling their fat with Sharpies, I mean in the fun, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton way! With Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green leaving for this season of The Voice and being replaced by Usher and Shakira, it should get interesting!

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Can’t wait for Flashback Party on Friday, March 1? We don’t blame you! But fashion and music aren’t the only thing we’re flashing back to. We’re turning back the clock on ticket prices, too! On Friday, February 22, we’ll be offering a special, one-day only deal.

Here are the one-day only ticket deals:

• 2 tickets for $20 (Regular price: $15 pre-sale, $20 at door)
• $400 VIP tables (regular price: $500)

On Friday, stop by any of the below locations at the times specified to pick up your Flashback Party tickets at the discounted prices, or drop by the radio station — located at 6341 Westport Ave. Shreveport, La. — to purchase them directly from us!

Landers FIAT – 4 to 5 p.m. (My Kiss Country 93.7)

1330 E. Bert Kouns Loop, Shreveport, LA  (877) 461-0389

The Fun Shoppe Too – 3 to 4 p.m. (96.5 KVKI)

9434 Mansfield Rd, Shreveport, LA  (318) 688-2482

Today’s Tanning — 12 to 1 p.m. (K945)

1718 E 70th St, Shreveport, LA  (318) 797-8862

Remember, this is a special deal, which means if you don’t show up at those locations while we’re there you’re out of luck!

Landers FIAT’s Flashback Party is going to be the grooviest event of the season, featuring a costume contest, great entertainment courtesy of New Orleans’ own Bag of Donuts, a one-of-a-kind retro atmosphere and more.

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Are you having a hard time deciding which era to represent at Landers FIAT’s groovy Flashback Party on Friday, March 1, 2013 at DiamondJacks Casino? If so, we’re here to help. Here are 10 awesome costume suggestions based on popular styles from the peace-loving 1960s.

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We have some beef with dogs. How is it that they can get into loads of trouble, and we still can’t get mad at them due ridiculous amounts of cuteness? It’s sort of annoying, especially because most times pups know they’re getting into shenanigans, but they do mischievous stuff anyway. Even then we still can’t bear to punish the little buggers.

However, there is a huge upside to all of this– the moment they’re caught in the act. Their guilty faces are some of the funniest and most adorable we’ve ever seen, we almost wish they’d get into trouble more often. Almost. See what we mean below!

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Lady Gaga was forced to cancel the remainder of her Born This Way Ball tour last week due to a hip injury that requires surgery. She has been spotted in a wheelchair to help her get around, but remained relatively mum on when she would be going under the knife.

On Wednesday morning, she tweeted that she was about to go in and have surgery to correct the problem:

Going in for surgery now. Thank you so much for sending me love and support. I will be dreaming of you.”

She will spend the next several weeks recuperating and recovering before she is able to even think about performing again.

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A judge didn’t throw the book at one upstate New York mom as much as he threw the Facebook at her.

The woman, identified only as “Melody M.,” has been banned from posting anything about her children on any social networking site.

The woman called her 10-year-old son a dirty word on Facebook. We can’t what the salty word is, so let’s just say it rhymes with “mass coal.” She told the court she did so because that’s what “he is.”

Talking about your child in such a manner is already a head-scratcher, but it’s even more puzzling in this case because the boy has emotional problems.

The court was also baffled by Melody’s actions:

Charitably stated, her testimony reflected a lack of insight as to the nature of her conduct toward her oldest child.”

As a result, Melody is barred from “posting any communications to or about her children on any social network site.”

Her lawyer does not agree with the decision, claiming the ruling means Melody cannot brag about her kids’ accomplishments, like many parents do online. The attorney said, “It is unfortunate that it prevents her from telling all of her friends that her son hit a game-winning home run in a baseball game or scored the winning goal or was on the honor roll.”

Sure, that may be true, but you can only wonder what she’d write if her son struck out with the bases loaded or brought home a report card full of Cs.

[New York Daily News]

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Why so blue?  According to a report from The Atlantic, Louisiana is the saddest state in the union.  The methodology, however, is a bit unique.  Rather than asking people across the country how happy they are, researchers took millions of tweets, used keywords to designate a positive or negative emotion, and then compiled the list.

Among the 373 largest cities in the country, our part of the nation was among the saddest.  Actually, Shreveport is the 4th saddest city in the entire nation, according to this report.  Right behind Shreveport in 5th is Monroe.

The report also notes that the Bible Belt is not as happy as the West Coast or New England.

Top Five Happiest States

1. Hawaii
2. Maine
3. Nevada
4. Utah
5. Vermont

Five Least Happiest States

1. Louisiana
2. Mississippi
3. Maryland
4. Delaware
5. Georgia

What is also notable about this list, though not really noted in the report, is the five happiest states are popular vacation spots for Americans, possibly playing a large role in why they may be happier areas.

The 10 Happiest Cities

1. Napa, California
2. Longmont, Colorado
3. San Clemente, California
4. Santa Fe, New Mexico
5. Santa Cruz, California
6. Green Bay, Wisconsin
7. Santa Rosa, California
8. Simi Valley, California
9. Lafayette, Colorado
10. Asheville, North Carolina

The 10 Least Happiest Cities

1. Beaumont, Texas
2. Albany, Georgia
3. Texas City, Texas
4. Shreveport, Louisiana
5. Monroe, Louisiana
6. Memphis, Tennessee
7. Battle Creek, Michigan
8. Flint, Michigan
9. Lima, Ohio
10. Houma, Louisiana

Let us know if you disagree with this title!

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Kristen Stewart‘s dour expression is about to get worse: The perpetually glum star and world’s most maligned mistress has been voted the least sexy actress in Tinseltown.

That’s the bad news. The good news is the poll was conducted on a British website, so odds are the majority of votes were cast by Robert Pattinson’s family and friends. (Not to mention the hordes of preteen girls who, like, can’t believe Bella would ever cheat on Edward.)

And because it’s a British survey, Stewart still doesn’t really know what people stateside think of her. And for that, her publicist deserves a high-five.

Stewart’s newly-minted status as the queen of un-sex appeal (or what is more commonly known these days as the anti-Mila Kunis) is the latest blemish to an image that’s taken more hits than Miley Cyrus. In addition to last summer’s cheating scandal with ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ director Rupert Sanders, her thespian skills — or lack thereof — have already earned the 22-year-old actress a slew of Razzie nominations.

Sarah Jessica Parker finished second in the poll, while America’s favorite train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, took third. Denise Richards and Kirsten Dunst rounded out the top five — which is kinda good for them, actually, because at least people are still using the word “actress” to describe them.

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Knowing that there’s pretty much nothing Kim Kardashian won’t do for a spotlight, we have a hard time believing her claims that she’s going to leave ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ after the ninth season and go off to live a more private life.

Yet in a recent interview with Dujour magazine, Kim “says she’s done.” So why the sudden change of attentionwhoring heart?

Seems Kanye West may have had something to do with it.

“My boyfriend’s taught me a lot about privacy,” she said of her skirt-wearing baby daddy. “I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”

Buh? The same woman who (allegedly) peddled her own sex tape to get famous and then later got married in a sham wedding for TV ratings (again, allegedly) suddenly feels the need for privacy? You’ll excuse us if we’re skeptical. Flashbulbs are this chick’s version of oxygen.

The magazine confirmed our suspicions that we shouldn’t believe her exit from ‘KUWTK’ until we see it by adding the caveat that, of course, she “doesn’t ensure longevity by being inflexible.” Meaning the expectant mother reserves the right to change her mind.

But hey, what a great way to boost ratings: convince fans this is their last chance to see their beloved queen before she vanishes into a pile of yesterday’s tabloids. Then, just when we think we’re rid of her, BOOM. She’s making “guest appearances” or starting another spinoff show: ‘Kim & Kanye Take the Maternity Ward.’

There’s an old joke that says only cockroaches and Cher would survive a nuclear war. But we’re pretty sure you can add Kim Kardashian to that list.

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Since tattoos are permanent and all, it’s pretty important to choose a design you’ll want to have for the rest of your life. The thing is, sometimes people don’t exactly think about the whole ‘forever’ part of inking, and that’s where hilarity comes prancing in.

We’ve discovered there are loads of people who have decided a Disney character is definitely the thing they should have somebody draw on their body … forever. While that sounds like a pretty cute idea, there’s something about having a massive Minnie Mouse tattoo covering both calves that might not be so adorable in a couple of years. We’re glad these people had these terrible ideas, so that we never will.

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Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she’s now thinking about calling her second child Ace.

Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop.

Maxwell Drew got her name from combining her daddy Eric Johnson’s middle name and Simpson’s mother’s maiden name. We can only imagine where Ace came from, but as far as middle names go, we recommend Windu. Because Ace Windu will be the coolest baby on any cruelty-free constructed playground.

Said Simpson of her upcoming status as a multiple baby-mama, “Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.”

“Plus you get to saddle your kid with a name they will have to drag with them in shame for the rest of their lives,” she didn’t add. “It’s aces!”

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Most teens don’t think their moms are cool, but you can bet this kid in South Glens Falls, NY thinks his mother is awesome.

That’s because 33-year-old mom Judy Viger thought it would be a great idea last November to hire two strippers to perform at her son’s birthday party — his 16th birthday party. Considering she was only 17 when she gave birth, though, we’re inclined to be a bit forgiving about her deficit of motherly judgement. She ain’t exactly one of the ‘Gilmore Girls.’

Viger hired the performers from a company called Tops in Bottoms, which is possibly the best name for a stripper company, ever. She paid for them to do their thang in a private room at a bowling alley where the party was being held. Classy.

About 80 people were on hand for the bash, including a 13-year-old, who presumably got quite the crash course in the birds and the bees. The mother of a 15-year-old saw photos from the party on her son’s Facebook page and called police quicker than the time it took for kids at the fiesta to “make it rain” with their allowance money.

Viger, who will appear in court on March 7, has been charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child and is looking at a year in the slammer, so it looks like her son will have to beg Dad to hire strippers for his 17th birthday bash.

Let this be a lesson for all the moms out there; we’re looking at you, Britney Spears. C’mon, you know you can see her doing something like this.

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Because she’s so rock n’ roll and badass, Miley Cyrus snapped a photo of herself smoking a blunt.

Because she’s so brilliant, it leaked.

And because her fans are delusional, many believe her denials that it’s her.

The photo above surfaced on an Instagram account last night under the handle “mileyxxcyrus.” Ever classy (and honestly, completely believable), the photo was captioned “high as fvck.”

Whoever is in the photo looks an awful lot like Cyrus, what with the dirty hair, gorgeous ring and equality tattoo.

For her part, Cyrus denied posting the pic, tweeting:

I don’t have an Instagram.

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 20, 2013

 

The account that proliferated the photo has more personal shots of Cyrus smoking up, though she’ll likely deny those, too. The mole also started a Tumblr account and has been publicly fielding questions.

While whether or not the Instagram account is a legit Cyrus one – it probably isn’t – it’s unlike the occasional singer and overactress to be so shy about her exploits considering all she’s done in the past year or so is take provocative pictures of herself in a desperate attempt to showcase just how much of a wild child and tryhard she is.

Oh, and she was on ‘Two And a Half Men.’ So there’s that. We’d be trying to forget, too.

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